Boringness

2006-03-15T01:55:00.001-08:00

Waaah straight As !! Bm also A!!!!! Very very very unexpected results.......needless to say that im really happy. Probably going out to Seremban this weekend for a few hours of dota to celebrate !

P.S. EST SUX

2006-03-15T01:55:00.000-08:00

2005-12-19T08:11:00.000-08:00

Man i love this song.......

Southrons, hear your country call you!
Up, lest worse than death befall you!
To arms ! To arms! To arms, in Dixie!
Lo! All the beacon-fires are lighted,
Let all hearts be now united!
To arms ! To arms! To arms, in Dixie!

Advance the flag of Dixie
Hurrah! Hurrah!
For Dixie's land we take our stand,
And live or die for Dixie!
To Arms! To Arms!And conquer peace for Dixie
To Arms! To Arms!And conquer peace for Dixie

Hear the Northern thunders mutter!
Northern flags in South winds flutter!
To arms ! To arms! To arms, in Dixie!
Send them back your fierce defiance!
Stamp upon the accursed alliance!
To arms ! To arms! To arms, in Dixie!

Advance the flag of Dixie
Hurrah! Hurrah!
For Dixie's land we take our stand,
And live or die for Dixie!
To Arms! To Arms!And conquer peace for Dixie
To Arms! To ArmsAnd conquer peace for Dixie

Fear no danger! Shun no labor!
Lift up rifle, pike and saber!
To arms ! To arms! To arms, in Dixie!
Shoulder pressing close to shoulder,
Let the odds make each heart bolder!
To arms ! To arms! To arms, in Dixie!

Advance the flag of Dixie
Hurrah! Hurrah!
For Dixie's land we take our stand,
And live or die for Dixie!
To Arms! To Arms!And conquer peace for Dixie
To Arms! To ArmsAnd conquer peace for Dixie

Swear upon our country's altar
Never to submit or to falter,
To arms ! To arms! To arms, in Dixie!
Till the spoilers are defeated,Till the Lord's work is completed!
To arms ! To arms! To arms, in Dixie!

Advance the flag of Dixie
Hurrah! Hurrah!
For Dixie's land we take our stand,
And live or die for Dixie!
To Arms! To Arms!And conquer peace for Dixie
To Arms! To ArmsAnd conquer peace for Dixie

2005-12-05T18:46:00.000-08:00

SPM IS OVER !!!!!......mali ah heeee.......mali ah huuuuu.....mali ah haaaaaaa.....mali ah ha ha !

2005-10-25T08:55:00.000-07:00

GRADUATION DAY !!!! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

2005-09-17T14:45:00.000-07:00

Happy Birthday to me !! Ok...now wat? Should i go study....?Nah.....time for me to go sleep.

2005-06-25T00:41:00.000-07:00

Interesting test.......and weird results too ....Paranoid, cautious, self absorbed, and anti-authority. Am i really like that ? Ah..whatever... I don't care what you think. Am going to check the computer for spyware and rebel against the empire in Star Wars Battlefront now. That is... after I lock my door and search my room for hidden electronic bugs.

2005-06-25T00:40:00.000-07:00

Advanced Global Personality Test Results

Extraversion		43%
Stability		43%
Orderliness		63%
Altruism		16%
Interdependence		56%
Intellectual		63%
Mystical		50%
Artistic		10%
Religious		36%
Hedonism		10%
Materialism		16%
Narcissism		36%
Adventurousness		23%
Work ethic		56%
Self absorbed		90%
Conflict seeking		70%
Need to dominate		76%

Romantic		63%
Avoidant		50%
Anti-authority		90%
Wealth		16%
Dependency		36%
Change averse		83%
Cautiousness		90%
Individuality		56%
Sexuality		70%
Peter pan complex		36%
Physical security		90%
Physical Fitness		64%
Histrionic		16%
Paranoia		90%
Vanity		50%
Hypersensitivity		36%
Female cliche		10%

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2005-06-09T10:17:00.000-07:00

Man...this is hilarious... (sing it to the YMCA song)

Whoa man! Found out Vader's my dad.
I say, oh man! Han got stuck in a slab,
but I saved him… and my friends from Jabba.
There's no need to be unhappy.

And now, there's a place I must go.
Keep a promise… to a guy you all know,
and I'll show him, I meant it when I said,
I would Return of the Jedi. (Spoken by Yoda:) "Woo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo!

"I go to learn from the Y.O.D.A.!
I go to learn from the Y.O.D.A.!
He knows everything about wrong and right.
You can become a Jedi knight.
I go to learn from the Y.O.D.A.!
I go to learn from the Y.O.D.A.!
To avoid the dark side is the path he'll endorse,
He'll teach you to use the forceeee.

"Young man, listening to me are you?"
He said, "young man, I'm nine hundred and two.
"He said, "young man, you need no more training,
But you got to do this one thing:
Vader… You must face him you see,
And only then, a Jedi will you be.
"Then his last words were a real shocker.
"There is another Skywalker." (Spoken:) Leia's my sister?

I go to learn from the Y.O.D.A.!
I go to learn from the Y.O.D.A.!
He knows everything about wrong and right.
You can become a Jedi knight.
I go to learn from the Y.O.D.A.!
I go to learn from the Y.O.D.A.!
To avoid the dark side is the path he'll endorse,
He'll teach you to use the force.

Next came, a very big surprise.
Poor old Yoda, who's so old and so wise,
He just faded right before my own eyes
l ike he was beamed on the Enterprise.
That's when Obi-Wan came to me
And said, young man, go get Vader for me
And George Lucas, Re-release it for yuks,
make four-hundred-million more bucks! (Spoken:) "Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine!Mine!"

I go to learn from the Y.O.D.A.!
I go to learn from the Y.O.D.A.!
He can make some more cash, for George Lucas's bank.
He has all the fanboys to thank.
I go to learn from the Y.O.D.A.!
I go to learn from the Y.O.D.A.! "Woo hoo hoo hoo!
Don't underestimate all the things you can do,
And may the force be with you!"…Y.O.D.A.!
I go to learn from the Y.O.D.A.!
(Spoken:) "Woo hoo hoo! Macho, macho man! A macho man, want to be I! Woo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo!…"

I know the midi doesnt last the whole song but you get the picture right ?

2005-06-03T05:57:00.000-07:00

2005-05-31T08:46:00.000-07:00

Friends, CHS-ers, countrymen, lend me you ears......for I have been given the power to blog again. The ides of May are over !! And by the grace of Bacchius, we are once again free to drink and dance with merriment to our hearts content. Homage should be paid to Zeus for zapping the enemy with His thunderbolts and driving them to their dark abysses where they belong. These barbaric hordes with their unyielding teaching weaponary have been overcomed and vanquished, but at a cost of many a good legionaire. Brave soldiers those....their family names will forever be honoured by their glorious downfall. It is because of them that we are now enjoying the fruits of Pax Romana. Let us now fully preserve the peace and speak not of any exam related issues, for a wise Roman once said 'A bad peace is woerse than war'. So my friends, let us leave aside war and remembrances and enjoy ourselves this holiday.

ROMA INVICTA.

Please do note that the writer of this blog has been playing too much ROME: TOTAL WAR and has no connections with the Roman empire whatsoever.

2005-04-30T06:58:00.000-07:00

Your New Years Resolution Should Be: Wake up before noon

You've been accused of sleeping your life awayAnd it's a little bit true - you are really into your pillowIn fact, it may be years since you've seen a sunrise at the *start* of your daySleep a little less. Some sunshine would do you good.

What Should Your New Year's Resolution Be?

2005-04-29T06:52:00.000-07:00

You Are 30% Extrovert, 70% Introvert

You are quite reserved
You aren't afraid of social situations...
But you very much prefer to go it alone
And why not? You're your own best friend!

Are You An Extrovert or An Introvert?

2005-04-27T07:30:00.000-07:00

Your Life Path Number Is 8

8

You are focused on learning the satisfactions to be found in the material world.
The Life Path 8 produces many powerful, confident and materially successful people.
You are apt to be very independent, forceful and competitive.

Your routine is involved in practical, down-to-earth affairs, and there is relatively little time for dreams and visions.
You will want to use your ambitions, your organizational ability, and your efficient approach to carve a satisfying niche for yourself.
Most of your concerns involve money and learning of the power that comes with its proper manipulation.

This Life Path is perhaps the one that is the most concerned with and desirous of status, as an accompaniment to material success.
You are endowed with tremendous potential for conceiving far-reaching schemes and ideas.
You also possess the tenacity and independence to follow them through to completion.
In short, you are well-equipped for competition in the business world or in other competitive fields of endeavor.

You know how to manage yourself and your environment.
You are practical and steady in your pursuit of major objectives, and you have the courage of your convictions when it comes to taking the necessary chances to get ahead.

The negative 8 can be dictatorial and often suppresses the enthusiasm and efforts of fellow member of the environment. Often, the strength of their own personality excludes close feelings for other people with whom they come in contact. Material gains and rewards often become issues of utmost importance, even to the neglect of family, home and peace of mind.
Dedication to success can become an obsession.
Emotional feelings are often suppressed by the negative 8, resulting in isolation and loneliness.
All Life Path 8 people must avoid discounting the opinions of others.

What Is Your Life Path Number?

Really mie ?Am I like what this personality test says ?

2005-04-23T08:12:00.003-07:00

Your Brain is 20.00% Female, 80.00% Male

You've got the brain of a manly man
Feelings, schmeelings... tears aren't for you.
You could break both legs and not get misty eyed.
A great problem solver, nothing ever phases you.

What Gender Is Your Brain?

2005-04-23T06:54:00.000-07:00

You are 73% Virgo

How'>http://www.blogthings.com/astrologyquizzes.html">How much do you match your zodiac sign?

2005-04-08T08:14:00.000-07:00

Just a little tune to get stuck in your head.......

When the physics teacher comes to class
Hurrah! Hurrah!
He'll teach us bout the frickin' waves
Hurrah! Hurrah!
The girls will cheer but the boys will cry
Because physics is so damn frickin' dry
And we'll all be dead by the end of the lesson
And we'll all be dead by the end of the lesson

Soon after that it's Biology,
Hurrah! Hurrah!
The time we will get to cut rats up
Hurrah! Hurrah!
We will nail the poor rats to boards
And perform amateur surgery
And we'll preserve their brains in some cool pickle jars
And we'll preserve their brains in some cool pickle jars

The last subject up is chemistry
Hurrah! Hurrah!
The one subject where things go BOOM
Hurrah! Hurrah!
Now don't you touch this and dont touch that
Unless you want teach to be raving mad
And that will sure be super extremely bad
And that will sure be super extremely bad

-JC

2005-04-02T21:41:00.000-08:00

Battlefield vietnam.....give peace a chance

Fortunate son - Creedence Clearwater
Some folks are born made to wave the flag,
Ooh, they're red, white and blue.
And when the band plays "Hail to the chief",
Ooh, they point the cannon at you, Lord,
It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no senator's son, son.
It ain't me, it ain't me; I ain't no fortunate one, no,
Yeah!
Some folks are born silver spoon in hand,
Lord, don't they help themselves, oh.
But when the taxman comes to the door,
Lord, the house looks like a rummage sale, yes,
It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no millionaire's son, no.
It ain't me, it ain't me; I ain't no fortunate one, no.
Some folks inherit star spangled eyes,
Ooh, they send you down to war, Lord,
And when you ask them, "How much should we give?"
Ooh, they only answer More! more! more! yoh,
It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no military son, son.
It ain't me, it ain't me; I ain't no fortunate one, one.
It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no fortunate one, no no no,
It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no fortunate son, no no no,

Peace on you and peace on earth

2005-04-02T17:39:00.000-08:00

Peace on you man!

Receiving my final two results was a total bummer as both were downers. I mean where is the love, man...? You can't just sock it to me like that. Something's wrong with the system....its our spirit not our brains thats gotta be blown away. Its gotta nuture us and make us grow instead of slamming us against the wall. Try a little kindness, brother... for we are the future, the flower children. Let us all stroll together in harmony through the strawberry fields. And the world will be a better place. This is the Age of Aquarius when the moon meets the seven suns and peace will rule the earth. Let not the power system hallucinate that using force to make students study relentlessly will lead to greatness.

Today was a far out day. I spent my day reading comics in MPH for free and bought myself a nifty book titled 'Eats, Shites and Leaves'. It is a groovy book about punctuations, proverbs, and other idiosyncracies of the English language. It is a funky read although it does not have a psychedelic cover (it is a whiter shade of black). As you can see...my friends....my karma is good today.

Good night. I am gonna recite my Hare Krishna and count my beads before crashing out. Later dudes.

A non-snafu day

2005-03-25T17:31:00.000-08:00

Since this is sort of like an online diary I suppose I have to keep updating it as frequently as possible about current events happening around me. So, let me bore you to death with an intricate and detailed rundown of what happened today in my pathetic life.
Today, as a whole,was a boring day...not a snafu* one in any sense. *(the word snafu is actually an abbreviation of the phrase {s}ituation {n}ormal {a}ll
{f}###ed {u}p which means chaotic or confusing. No, I am not joking and you can be sure of that because I cannot tell jokes nor understand them. If you still have trouble believing me, you can go look it up in a dictionary... but that's your business and I do not care whether you do or don't)
Anyway, the only highlights of the day were receiving my BM, history, chemistry and PJPK results. These results helped me finalize my long-time hypothesis that I have neither brain nor brawn. Therefore it is a forgone conclusion that I am a total blur. My BM was teruk, my chemistry...a disaster, PJPK...not very good and history...history* (this is a pun and not a joke.As I said before, I cannot tell nor grasp jokes). I am tired. I want to sleep. (To be Continued)

The dawn of a new age

2005-03-24T19:00:00.000-08:00

Hi, my name is Jordan Chew. I do not know all the countries of the world and their capital cities nor every prime number up to 7057. In fact, I totally dislike maths and do not posess any kind of geographical knowledge whatsoever. However, I do possess the IQ of a chipmunk and an attention span of a fish. That's something to be proud of, I think, since its all that I've got anyway.
Throughout this blog, you might find that I'm weird or half-psychotic...but then again, that's your opinion...and I DONT GIVE A *(the following word has been omitted to prevent the permanent scarring of young, innocent minds and the emotional trauma that might follow, of kids who might have the unfortunate luck to stumble across this blog, be it on purpose or by pure accident) Needless to say, I also have a short fuse...so stay clear of my line of vision. I attack without any prior warning and the chances of you surviving such an attack are fairly slim. The rumour is true that I eat children for breakfast. You have been warned....so be afraid....be very afraid.......ahahahahahaaaaaa....
Anyway... I bet a lot of you want to know why I've decided to start blogging. Well...I suddenly saw the light and, realized that teenage years are something to be treasured and to be shared with all other fellow human beings.................................Ok, fine! I lied! The main reason I'm blogging is because my super high-tech computer died on me yesterday and I can't play Star Wars : Battlefront anymore. So...I thought blogging would be a good way to fill up my vacant existence and add some colour to my mundane life....at least for now till my computer gets fixed.
P.S. Oh yea....thanks Steph for introducing me to this blog-thingy.Lets see how
long I'll keep writing.....bet it'll last for not more than a month :P

Testing

2005-03-23T07:48:00.000-08:00

1...2....3......whats after 3 ? Hang on... gimme a couple of months to figure out how this thing works..